Cool side of the blanket > cool side of the pillow
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
Michael cera is like the human version of the word moist
mean girls came out on april 30th 2004. the 10 year anniversary is this year and april 30th is a wednesday and if the whole world does not wear pink i’m moving to saturn
shut the fuc k up
Cannot focus on this school work right now, but I NEED it done for tomorrow.
I am unable to understand how I continue to procrastinate. It doesn’t make sense to me, I am fully aware of all of the consequences, yet I continue to do it!
on the plus side, I only have 2 more days of classes left. Which is probably the best thing ever. Ever.